1 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:17,090 Oh, my God, Mom. I found it! 2 00:01:17,287 --> 00:01:20,123 Oh, it must have been decomposing down here for months. 3 00:01:20,686 --> 00:01:22,622 What are we gonna do when he gets it out? 4 00:01:22,820 --> 00:01:26,056 Well, I guess we'll just say a prayer and flush it down the toilet... 5 00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:28,890 ...like we did when your goldfish died. 6 00:01:29,686 --> 00:01:31,421 Okay, back, people! Back! 7 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:34,656 Now, give me some room! Give me some room! 8 00:01:39,319 --> 00:01:41,455 God, it stinks. 9 00:01:41,653 --> 00:01:44,589 Did you find his other bowling shoe down there? 10 00:01:45,619 --> 00:01:47,053 No, just the eyelets. 11 00:01:48,719 --> 00:01:50,888 I'm gonna go throw this thing in the back yard. 12 00:01:51,086 --> 00:01:54,656 That's a good idea, honey. Just put it out with Buck's house. 13 00:01:54,852 --> 00:01:58,723 You know how he likes to roll around with your father's old things. 14 00:02:03,785 --> 00:02:05,854 Well, I guess he's not finished... 15 00:02:06,018 --> 00:02:09,855 ...with your father's "Home of the Whopper" jockey shorts. 16 00:02:12,385 --> 00:02:14,587 Well, Peg, I got them. 17 00:02:19,118 --> 00:02:20,520 Third row, center aisle. 18 00:02:20,718 --> 00:02:23,654 The best seats in the house for the greatest show on earth. 19 00:02:23,851 --> 00:02:25,653 What, Public Enemy? 20 00:02:26,484 --> 00:02:28,219 Nirvana? 21 00:02:28,417 --> 00:02:30,253 Carla and Her Disappearing Vegetables? 22 00:02:38,917 --> 00:02:41,586 I-- I mean the rock group. 23 00:02:42,850 --> 00:02:46,821 Not the blond stripper who's making a squash disappear for Thanksgiving. 24 00:02:49,251 --> 00:02:52,287 No, pig-in-training. 25 00:02:52,450 --> 00:02:55,019 These are tickets to The Jeffersons Live. 26 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:57,620 It's their "Moving On Up" tour. 27 00:03:00,316 --> 00:03:04,521 What, was the Facts of Life "Eating On Up" tour all sold out? 28 00:03:05,083 --> 00:03:06,684 Oh, Marcie, I can't believe it. 29 00:03:06,883 --> 00:03:09,085 We are actually gonna see George and Weezy... 30 00:03:09,250 --> 00:03:13,654 ...perform episodes from their sitcom live on stage. 31 00:03:14,183 --> 00:03:16,118 Now, when you say "live" do you mean... 32 00:03:16,316 --> 00:03:22,055 ...live as opposed to on TV, or live as opposed to Daddy? 33 00:03:24,415 --> 00:03:27,485 Look, we are talking about the Jeffersons. 34 00:03:27,682 --> 00:03:29,484 They made me understand the greatness... 35 00:03:29,649 --> 00:03:31,818 ...of the African-American culture. 36 00:03:32,015 --> 00:03:35,085 I used to think I was a hip white chick... 37 00:03:36,482 --> 00:03:38,484 ...but then I saw George and Weezy... 38 00:03:38,682 --> 00:03:42,386 ...and they me realize that I'm just a square honky peg... 39 00:03:42,582 --> 00:03:45,085 ...in a round, black world. 40 00:03:50,382 --> 00:03:51,717 Well, I guess I can relate. 41 00:03:51,882 --> 00:03:55,986 If Beavis and Butthead did a live show 90 years from now, I'd be there. 42 00:03:57,615 --> 00:04:00,684 Kelly, Beavis and Butthead are cartoons. 43 00:04:01,481 --> 00:04:05,018 They prefer to be called "dimensionally challenged," Bud. 44 00:04:08,047 --> 00:04:11,584 -Why do I feel so alone? -Because no one likes you? 45 00:04:13,481 --> 00:04:15,049 Peg. 46 00:04:26,247 --> 00:04:27,781 Peg, I got good news. 47 00:04:28,047 --> 00:04:30,783 -So do we. -No one cares. 48 00:04:32,714 --> 00:04:34,315 Peg, I heard they're opening up... 49 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:36,616 ...a brand-new sports bar in the neighborhood. 50 00:04:36,814 --> 00:04:39,083 Finally, a place a man can relax after work. 51 00:04:39,247 --> 00:04:40,681 Well, what about home? 52 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:47,382 Finally, a place a man can relax after work. 53 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:50,615 A place where women bring you food. 54 00:04:50,813 --> 00:04:54,016 Chips and pretzels, nuts with sugar on them. 55 00:04:54,213 --> 00:04:56,516 Al, you haven't even asked us about our good news. 56 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,014 I'm sorry, Peg. What is it? 57 00:04:58,212 --> 00:05:00,681 -We got four tickets-- -Another thing they'll have: 58 00:05:00,846 --> 00:05:02,781 Twelve TVs, each with a different game on. 59 00:05:02,979 --> 00:05:04,280 Peg, I tell you, I'm so hot. 60 00:05:04,479 --> 00:05:07,482 If Marcie wasn't here, I'd take you on the floor right now. 61 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,515 Get out, Marcie. 62 00:05:15,379 --> 00:05:17,681 Never mind. The mood has passed. 63 00:05:19,612 --> 00:05:22,648 Well, all I can say is I'm glad my man is evolved to the point... 64 00:05:22,845 --> 00:05:25,815 ...where he doesn't need a sports bar to go to. 65 00:05:26,311 --> 00:05:28,080 Hey, Al. 66 00:05:32,978 --> 00:05:34,679 Did you hear about the new sports bar? 67 00:05:35,512 --> 00:05:37,180 Sure did. 68 00:05:37,378 --> 00:05:39,514 Ickey Shuffle. 69 00:05:42,978 --> 00:05:45,680 Did you hear they'll have a pair of Ali's gloves on display? 70 00:05:45,878 --> 00:05:50,616 -Yes, I did. And Mantle's spikes. -Plus Michael Jordan's putter. 71 00:05:50,811 --> 00:05:55,082 Yes, but are they gonna have the actual door that George Jefferson slammed... 72 00:05:55,277 --> 00:05:56,845 ...in the Willis' face? 73 00:06:02,777 --> 00:06:05,380 Speaking of Michael Jordan... 74 00:06:05,577 --> 00:06:09,248 ...I bet you don't know who was picked ahead of him in the 1984 NBA draft. 75 00:06:09,444 --> 00:06:12,447 -Sam Bowie. Went to the Trail Blazers. -Good call, buddy. 76 00:06:14,910 --> 00:06:16,445 All right, Al, I got one for you. 77 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:19,012 When was the last time the Cubs won the World Series? 78 00:06:19,210 --> 00:06:20,411 1908. 79 00:06:20,910 --> 00:06:24,580 And you can't remember the year we were married? 80 00:06:26,643 --> 00:06:28,979 Same year, 1908. 81 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:35,679 Only difference is, baseball's still interesting. 82 00:06:40,610 --> 00:06:45,281 Well, maybe that's because they score more than once a season. 83 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:51,711 Okay, Al. 84 00:06:52,575 --> 00:06:54,210 I've got one that's gonna stump you. 85 00:06:54,375 --> 00:06:57,512 All right, who was in the very first light-beer commercial? 86 00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:01,412 No problem. You're talking beer, you're talking my language. 87 00:07:01,609 --> 00:07:05,279 You're talking beer, you're talking his belly. 88 00:07:07,808 --> 00:07:11,478 Why do I have an uncontrollable urge to play T-ball? 89 00:07:15,375 --> 00:07:18,445 -The answer is Bubba Smith. -Billy Martin. 90 00:07:18,641 --> 00:07:21,677 Bubba Smith. Wore a blue shirt with a black penguin on the pocket. 91 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:25,178 Hey, Al, what was I wearing the day you met me? 92 00:07:25,374 --> 00:07:26,475 Too much makeup. 93 00:07:28,274 --> 00:07:30,109 -It was Billy Martin. -Bubba Smith. 94 00:07:30,307 --> 00:07:31,642 -Billy. -Bubba. Bubba. 95 00:07:31,841 --> 00:07:32,909 -Bubba. -Billy. 96 00:07:33,074 --> 00:07:34,108 -Bubba. -Billy. 97 00:07:35,574 --> 00:07:39,278 Hello, Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms? 98 00:07:39,474 --> 00:07:42,410 Yeah, I have an alcohol question. 99 00:07:43,207 --> 00:07:46,844 Who was in the first light-beer commercial? Now, I say-- 100 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:50,710 Now, I say it was Bubba Smith, but my friend here says it was-- 101 00:07:50,874 --> 00:07:52,242 Hello? 102 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:54,208 Hello? 103 00:07:58,106 --> 00:08:00,509 He said it was Bubba. 104 00:08:01,406 --> 00:08:02,875 -Billy. -Bubba. 105 00:08:03,039 --> 00:08:04,040 -Billy. -Billy. 106 00:08:04,206 --> 00:08:05,674 Bubba. 107 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,509 That's no fair. You stole that from Bugs Bunny. 108 00:08:11,672 --> 00:08:13,007 -Daffy. -Bugs. 109 00:08:13,206 --> 00:08:14,708 -Daffy. Daffy. -Bugs. Bugs. 110 00:08:14,906 --> 00:08:20,445 Hey, hey, why are you two introducing yourselves to each other? 111 00:08:21,506 --> 00:08:24,008 You guys have been doing this for two days. 112 00:08:24,205 --> 00:08:27,108 And we demand you pay us some attention. 113 00:08:27,772 --> 00:08:29,474 All right. 114 00:08:29,672 --> 00:08:31,074 -Bubba. -Billy. 115 00:08:31,272 --> 00:08:32,540 You know what we can do? 116 00:08:32,706 --> 00:08:34,841 We can ask them Friday night at the sports bar. 117 00:08:35,038 --> 00:08:37,074 -Yeah, great. -Friday? 118 00:08:37,272 --> 00:08:39,441 Friday night is our play. 119 00:08:40,172 --> 00:08:41,707 What play? 120 00:08:41,905 --> 00:08:45,308 The Jeffersons "Moving on Up" tour. 121 00:08:46,872 --> 00:08:50,408 What are they moving on up to, channel 99? 122 00:08:53,438 --> 00:08:56,407 Al, we have been talking about this for two days. 123 00:08:56,605 --> 00:09:00,475 -You never listen to me. -Well, why would I? I got a TV. 124 00:09:02,605 --> 00:09:07,810 I know. It's the only thing you've turned on in 20 years. 125 00:09:09,971 --> 00:09:11,939 If you came with a remote and mute button... 126 00:09:12,104 --> 00:09:14,840 ...I might turn you on too every now and then. 127 00:09:17,670 --> 00:09:21,908 Listen to me. I gotta be there opening night. You know who's gonna be there? 128 00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:24,373 Johnny Bench, Ernie Banks and Joe Namath. 129 00:09:24,971 --> 00:09:27,974 Yawn, gag and snore. 130 00:09:28,570 --> 00:09:31,640 -Now, listen here, Peg. -No, no, no, Al. You listen to me. 131 00:09:31,837 --> 00:09:34,306 Now, you weren't there when Kelly was born. 132 00:09:34,504 --> 00:09:36,606 You weren't there when Bud was born. 133 00:09:36,803 --> 00:09:39,973 I don't think you were even there when they were conceived. 134 00:09:40,970 --> 00:09:45,708 Now, this play is important to me and you will be there. 135 00:09:45,903 --> 00:09:49,473 Do I even have to open my mouth? 136 00:09:50,836 --> 00:09:52,104 Nope, nope. I'm there. 137 00:09:52,302 --> 00:09:57,040 Moving on up to the East Side, the West Side, all around the town. 138 00:09:58,102 --> 00:10:01,973 Fine. Now that that's settled, let's go buy some clothes. 139 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:06,006 Oh, you're right. We must accessorize for the theater. 140 00:10:16,969 --> 00:10:20,072 Oh, God, how sad. 141 00:10:21,301 --> 00:10:23,237 Anyway, Dad... 142 00:10:23,435 --> 00:10:27,172 ...I just heard the sports bar's opening the same night as the Jeffersons tour. 143 00:10:27,368 --> 00:10:30,471 Which one are you going to? 144 00:10:31,668 --> 00:10:32,970 Yeah. 145 00:10:34,368 --> 00:10:39,440 Kids, you wanna do old Dad a favor before he kills you? 146 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:53,302 You know, they call Chicago the second city... 147 00:10:53,467 --> 00:10:55,870 ...because we're supposed to be inferior to New York. 148 00:10:56,067 --> 00:10:59,904 But with theater like this, we have nothing to be ashamed of. 149 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:02,069 Let's open our "Moving On Up" souvenir bags. 150 00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:05,604 We can use them when our dinner starts moving on up. 151 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:17,237 Okay, Al. Who am I? 152 00:11:17,433 --> 00:11:19,268 Patrick Ewing? 153 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,769 No, you Philistine. I'm Weezy. 154 00:11:23,967 --> 00:11:25,568 Well, I'm woozy. 155 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:30,870 Ladies and gentlemen, a brief announcement before our show starts. 156 00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:36,104 Tonight the role of Ralph the Doorman will be played by Erik Estrada. 157 00:11:42,632 --> 00:11:44,968 Well, he was Ponch. 158 00:11:49,699 --> 00:11:51,000 There go the lights. 159 00:11:51,199 --> 00:11:53,034 You know what we have to do. 160 00:11:53,232 --> 00:11:57,970 Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the Jeffersons. 161 00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:46,834 Look at this, Jefferson. Every sport known to man. 162 00:12:47,030 --> 00:12:48,565 Baseball, football... 163 00:12:49,030 --> 00:12:52,167 ...girls in bikinis wrestling in lettuce. 164 00:12:54,230 --> 00:12:56,398 Jefferson, if I thought heaven was like this... 165 00:12:56,597 --> 00:12:59,166 ...I'd have put a bullet in my brain years ago. 166 00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:03,701 If I thought you had a chance in hell of getting in, I'd do it for you, buddy. 167 00:13:04,096 --> 00:13:06,165 -Thanks, man. I love you. -Yeah. 168 00:13:09,596 --> 00:13:11,397 Al, Al. Over there. 169 00:13:11,896 --> 00:13:14,832 It's Ernie Banks. Gotta get a picture with him! 170 00:13:19,762 --> 00:13:23,066 Wait a second. You can't just go up to Mr. Cub and drool all over him. 171 00:13:23,262 --> 00:13:25,664 That's a-- That's a legend, a Hall of Famer. 172 00:13:25,863 --> 00:13:28,165 You gotta respect his privacy. 173 00:13:28,362 --> 00:13:31,298 You know, you-- Shoot it, damn it! 174 00:13:31,496 --> 00:13:33,865 I'm blind. 175 00:13:34,062 --> 00:13:38,700 You hit 512 homers. Imagine how good you'd be if you could see. 176 00:13:38,895 --> 00:13:40,630 We're just kidding, Ernie. You okay? 177 00:13:40,828 --> 00:13:43,798 -Yeah, I guess. -Good. Shoot, Al! 178 00:13:44,962 --> 00:13:46,263 -Thanks, pal. -Ernie Banks. 179 00:13:46,461 --> 00:13:48,463 I can't see. 180 00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:50,996 What a great guy. 181 00:14:02,861 --> 00:14:05,430 Officer Dan. Let me guess. 182 00:14:05,628 --> 00:14:07,363 Jeffersons Live. 183 00:14:07,561 --> 00:14:11,265 I would have been here sooner, but my kids showed up late. 184 00:14:36,494 --> 00:14:37,962 Okay, watch this, Al. 185 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:41,630 Now, Florence is gonna hold up a jock strap and say, "What's that?" 186 00:14:41,826 --> 00:14:44,162 And then George is gonna say, "That's my cup." 187 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:48,498 And she's gonna say, "How the heck you gonna drink out of that?" 188 00:14:49,593 --> 00:14:52,696 -What's that? -Oh, that's my cup. 189 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:56,028 How the heck do you drink out of that? 190 00:14:59,392 --> 00:15:02,762 And you wanted to go to a sports bar. 191 00:15:02,959 --> 00:15:06,562 Hey, where's the guy who says "Dynomite"? 192 00:15:08,859 --> 00:15:12,696 No, that's the other show, Gimme a Stroke. 193 00:15:16,692 --> 00:15:19,661 This is the lowest thing that I have ever done. 194 00:15:22,391 --> 00:15:25,561 Okay, the lowest thing I've ever been paid to do. 195 00:15:28,592 --> 00:15:32,596 Okay, the lowest thing I've ever been paid to do that I didn't enjoy. 196 00:15:36,492 --> 00:15:40,462 If you ask me, the Willis' were way ahead of their time. 197 00:15:43,091 --> 00:15:46,094 Your hands are moist like mine. 198 00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:50,095 But then watching The Jeffersons always made me horny. 199 00:15:52,891 --> 00:15:57,863 What say the next time the scenes change and the lights go out, we.... 200 00:16:03,823 --> 00:16:07,227 What's wrong with women? Don't they know what real fun is? 201 00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:11,194 I know what you mean. Check out Shaquille's foot. 202 00:16:12,357 --> 00:16:14,559 The size of it alone is better than anything... 203 00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:16,592 -...the Jeffersons have ever done. -Yeah. 204 00:16:16,790 --> 00:16:18,625 And look at that massive hand imprint. 205 00:16:18,823 --> 00:16:20,425 Who's is it? Wilt Chamberlain's? 206 00:16:20,623 --> 00:16:23,493 "Martina Navratilova." 207 00:16:24,556 --> 00:16:26,425 You know what they say about big hands? 208 00:16:27,857 --> 00:16:30,159 -Johnny Bench! -Johnny Bench! 209 00:16:34,656 --> 00:16:36,258 Quick! 210 00:16:37,156 --> 00:16:39,091 Get a picture! 211 00:16:42,589 --> 00:16:44,691 It's okay. He never won a pennant. 212 00:16:45,223 --> 00:16:47,992 Or scored four touchdowns in a single game, eh, John? 213 00:16:49,388 --> 00:16:52,859 -Who is that guy? -How do I know? I'm blind. 214 00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:56,692 We never settled our bet about who was in the first light-beer commercial. 215 00:16:56,889 --> 00:17:00,693 Now, there must be somebody around here that knows it was Billy Martin. 216 00:17:00,855 --> 00:17:03,624 There must be somebody here that knows it was Bubba Smith. 217 00:17:03,821 --> 00:17:06,324 Wait a second. I know just who to ask. 218 00:17:06,489 --> 00:17:07,690 Yo, barkeep. 219 00:17:16,454 --> 00:17:19,090 Joe Namath! Give me the camera! 220 00:17:20,688 --> 00:17:22,690 I'm blind. 221 00:17:24,054 --> 00:17:25,589 Joe-- 222 00:17:26,554 --> 00:17:29,757 Joe, I-- I've followed your career from Alabama to Super Bowl III... 223 00:17:29,954 --> 00:17:33,457 ...to that pain-ointment thing you do now. 224 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,822 Thanks. 225 00:17:35,987 --> 00:17:38,156 -You a shoe salesman? -Yeah. 226 00:17:38,354 --> 00:17:40,223 Told you. 227 00:17:46,353 --> 00:17:48,989 You-- You know, Joe, I got just one question for you. 228 00:17:49,186 --> 00:17:52,623 Oh, I know, I know. Did I really believe I'd win the Super Bowl? 229 00:17:52,820 --> 00:17:54,088 No, no. 230 00:17:54,253 --> 00:17:56,622 Who was in the first light-beer commercial? 231 00:17:57,687 --> 00:17:59,055 Who cares? 232 00:18:00,086 --> 00:18:01,287 See, he said Bubba. 233 00:18:01,487 --> 00:18:02,888 It was Billy. 234 00:18:03,086 --> 00:18:05,455 I couldn't help overhearing you two... 235 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:09,756 ...and after sucking down 20 cold ones and a couple of warm ones... 236 00:18:09,953 --> 00:18:12,589 ...my memory and my bladder have been jogged. 237 00:18:12,786 --> 00:18:16,423 -It was Bubba Smith. -Thank you. 238 00:18:18,186 --> 00:18:20,422 And that's the law talking. 239 00:18:20,619 --> 00:18:22,855 It was Billy Martin. I know, I have it on tape. 240 00:18:23,052 --> 00:18:25,588 Bubba Smith. I know, I don't know anything except that. 241 00:18:25,752 --> 00:18:27,121 -Billy Martin. -Bubba Smith. 242 00:18:27,285 --> 00:18:29,054 -Billy Martin. -Bubba Smith. 243 00:18:29,252 --> 00:18:31,621 -Billy Martin. -Bubba Smith. 244 00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:48,753 I cannot believe this actually worked. 245 00:18:48,952 --> 00:18:53,189 Mom was so convinced I was Dad, she picked my pocket during the show. 246 00:18:53,852 --> 00:18:57,188 What are you complaining about? At least you didn't get a hickey. 247 00:19:01,084 --> 00:19:02,953 -Billy Martin! -Bubba Smith! 248 00:19:03,151 --> 00:19:04,953 -Billy Martin! -Bubba Smith! 249 00:19:05,151 --> 00:19:09,822 Fellas, fellas, fellas. Now, what are we fighting about? 250 00:19:10,017 --> 00:19:12,687 Here we are in the playground of the gods. 251 00:19:12,884 --> 00:19:16,020 We got bimbos on the tube, we got the law on the floor... 252 00:19:16,218 --> 00:19:18,487 ...we got sugar on our nuts... 253 00:19:20,417 --> 00:19:22,452 ...and we got our wives at The Jeffersons. 254 00:19:22,650 --> 00:19:26,855 Who gives a rat's patoot who was in the first light-beer commercial? 255 00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:29,853 -He's right! -Yeah. 256 00:19:30,050 --> 00:19:34,020 Especially since we all know it was Bubba Smith. 257 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:47,353 Sometimes I wish I was back in the game, where it's safe. 258 00:19:47,549 --> 00:19:49,051 You left the game? 259 00:19:49,249 --> 00:19:51,618 Two years after my knees did. 260 00:19:53,282 --> 00:19:55,551 Watch it, now! Watch it, now! 261 00:19:55,749 --> 00:19:57,952 Watch it, now! 262 00:19:59,182 --> 00:20:00,617 -Billy Martin! -Bubba Smith! 263 00:20:00,815 --> 00:20:02,617 -Billy Martin! -Bubba Smith! 264 00:20:07,015 --> 00:20:08,951 Jefferson, watch my camera! 265 00:20:09,815 --> 00:20:11,984 I got it, Al. 266 00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:19,786 You have the right to remain... 267 00:20:20,482 --> 00:20:22,684 ...unconscious. 268 00:20:22,882 --> 00:20:26,152 I'll kill you. I'm gonna kill you. 269 00:20:44,981 --> 00:20:47,650 Well, did you learn your lesson? 270 00:20:47,848 --> 00:20:49,749 We have. 271 00:20:52,013 --> 00:20:55,584 It was a pretty good sports-trivia bar-fight, though, hey, buddy? 272 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,381 The best. 273 00:20:57,581 --> 00:20:59,249 Give me five. 274 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,448 On second thought... 275 00:21:02,647 --> 00:21:04,883 ...give me one five times. 276 00:21:09,380 --> 00:21:11,282 Well, boys, we'll see you in about a week. 277 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,282 We're going to see the "Moving On Up" tour in Milwaukee. 278 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:18,550 Yeah, we bought a "See America With the Jeffersons" rail pass. 279 00:21:18,746 --> 00:21:21,416 It includes transportation, theater tickets... 280 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:24,950 ...and a box lunch with both Lionels. 281 00:21:26,446 --> 00:21:28,081 Can we get you anything before we go? 282 00:21:28,279 --> 00:21:32,350 -As a matter of fact, my pain medicine-- -Gotta run. See you later. 283 00:21:34,179 --> 00:21:38,016 Oh, well, at least they're gone and we've got a game on the tube. 284 00:21:43,146 --> 00:21:49,152 And now stay tuned for our 24-hour Jeffersons marathon. 285 00:21:49,979 --> 00:21:53,983 Starting with "The Jeffersons Go to Hawaii." 286 00:21:54,178 --> 00:21:56,380 Hey, now, kids. Hey, now! 287 00:21:56,579 --> 00:21:58,414 Change the channel here! 288 00:22:03,145 --> 00:22:07,082 Oh, my God. It's Weezy in a bathing suit!